
one time I realized “wait, I can just not go” and it was all downhill from there
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milf (myself i’d like to forgive) and dilf (despair i’d like to forget)
huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious.
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couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it’s got the McDonald’s marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not
how could they possibly have predicted this
I literally can’t stop watching these
OKAY THE CRUCIFIX TOOK ME OUT
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becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:
These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it
(via fartgallery)
uesp:
Did You Know: A Dovahzin (literally “Dragon Honor”) is a dragon name? A mortal can be given a Dovahzin by a dragon as a mark of admiration from them, with one example of this being the dragon Nahfahlaar naming the Vestige “Ahkahtuz” (Hunter-Pride-Blade).
ewww youre Not a gross freak… ? thats so weeeirddd.. i dont think we can be friends sorry
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